This last weekend was the Annual Keller Williams Chili Cookoff Extravaganza of Death... except for one of those things. Our team, the Outlaw Cookers, have now defended their title and we won for the second year in a row (Thanks entirely to Troy the Twister)(Also because of my taste testing)(even if I was overruled)(sort of)
Anyway that's not important. What is important, is that we decided to send a little trash talking message to another one of the teams called the "Toast Masters" So blah blah blah we made this video and it took about three takes and trust me, this was my (and dawn's) least funny take. Also I couldn't find my sunglasses and Kim was of course, drunk.
Ok so, Dawn Johnson was in a head-on collision while I was talking to her on the phone the other night, and nevermind the mental trauma that I will have to deal with for the rest of my life... This is about Dawn. Anyway, we made this video for her, so please enjoy. Please?
The follow information may be necessary to understand the inside jokes in this video:
1. Dawn was in a head-on collision (duh I already told you that, please listen) Oh also, she's ok! That is important to know.
2. We are moving into a new office building in two weeks and Dawn got dibs on the coolest office in the place. (mostly because it has a straight-shot view into my office.)
3. There used to be another Dawn Johnson that worked on the staff "in the front". You'll see.
4. Kim (white shirt) is currently sharing an office with Dawn and complains because she is distracted by our (Dawn, Jennifer and Jacob's) constant shenanigans and hijinks. (Seriously, it's like shenanigans this, and hijinks that.)
5. Judy Regil is somewhat senile, and probably didn't know where she was during the filming of this video.
6. Kim really does act like that in real life... robot.
7. Dawn falls down when we play tennis.
8. I am awesome.
9. Jennifer laughs at herself more than anyone I know. It's awesome.
10. All of the work done on this video, including footage and editing were done after work hours, in case my bosses ask.
